ifiwasapoorblackkid:

#thatneedstogo

dead, gone, embalmed, cremated, ceasing to exist

labelle91:

New Shoot <3

i wonder if he felt like he was being raped in this photoshoot too #oop

lilfoxieroxie:

cmhug:

OMFG!!!! EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW!!!!

You should be ashamed! There is nothing wrong with that woman!

i have seen a lot of photobombs, but this may be the absolute worst. O M F G

i can’t believe this girl could even graduate from middle school…………

shesquirts:

halastupid:

I sincerely hope you are not going around telling people you are a Madridista. 

I’m really trying to be nice here as I know what I want to say to you will leave some people seething. 

That is Florentino Pérez Rodríguez. He is a Spanish businessman, former politician, and current president of Real Madrid Club de Fútbol. He is the man responsible for the Galácticos era. 

Iker is judging you as is everyone else. 

ugh who gives a fuck? seriously, like, no offense but you literally have no fucking life. soccerball is soccerball at the end of the day. it’s not about knowing this old stranger bitch so remove the cabbage & get on with your life.

no offense but if you can’t identify the president of your favourite club, ESPECIALLY one as prolific and influential as FLORENTINO FUCKING PEREZ then you don’t deserve to call yourself a real madridista. he’s not some “old stranger bitch” he’s basically the guy who runs shit at real madrid. any time we make a big signing, you can bet your ass that perez is behind it. he is an annoying, fat, greedy bastard who makes decisions on a whim and hires and fires coaches/buys and sells players because he can, but to call yourself a real madrid fan and not know who perez is, that’s just inexcusable imo.

stfuteabaggers:

mohandasgandhi:

teamnatalie:

Goodness gracious.

This is a real email that my real grandmother sent me today, but it’s the biggest fucking joke I’ve ever seen. Obviously, you can’t see the entire email and I’m not going to copy/paste because it’s really a waste of time and all of it is bullshit.

This is hilarious, though.

That picture.

I really need to reblog this… if not just for the picture.  I really enjoy his use of capitalization too, as if being a “Worst Nightmare” and a “Master leatherworker” are so important that they warrant such.  A+, handyman.

HAHAHA yeah, my worst nightmare is a leatherworker. 

A master leatherworker: your worst nightmare!!!

stfuracists:

(via Gawker)

Sarah Palin endorses racism.

Conservatives, Republicans, and the Tea Party must now disavow Sarah Palin.

Otherwise, we will know they’re racist.

this bitch…

stfubelievers:

contrararian:

Bible-belt science classroom horror

This is what happens if you no-one questions your religion…

(via Pharyngula)

 I didn’t know there were people who were actually this stupid. The guy at the end doesn’t even understand what species are … I hope this is a joke being played on me.

“how can an african american person evolve from a white person? we’re different skin.” HOLY SHIT WOW.