ifiwasapoorblackkid:

#thatneedstogo

dead, gone, embalmed, cremated, ceasing to exist

r0ckyr0gue:

jegelskerfootball:

weheartdiemannschaft:

octobones:

drzaius | fuckyeahbarca:

If there are any misspellings, don’t kill me. I made this in 2 seconds (not literally, but you know what I mean…)

I had dinner with David Beckham and then he asked for my number.

I had ice cream with Steven Gerrard and then he asked me to move in with him.

I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one made me happy. Having ice cream with Captain Fantastic? Moving in with Captain Fantastic? The thoughts…I can’t keep my brain together with those things floating around in there.

I danced to “Pintame” with Xavi Hrnandez and then he asked to move in with him

hahahaa this is funny

“I watched a movie with Bojan Krkic and then he asked me to marry him”

I ran into David Villa and we went to the aquarium.

I slept with Fernando Llorente and then he paid me and said “GTFO now.” (rude)

josephducreux:

(via janapardo)

wavin’ flag, joseph ducreux style

fuckyeahpokememe:

by bogswallop

submitted by winandtonic

BWHAHAHAHAHHAA

blackirishwitch:

rufustfirefly:

(via fuckyeahmerylstreep)

IATWC

People on ONTD are jumping on the I hate Meryl Streep bandwagon and I’m sooo over it.

MFTE. meryl streep haters can go to the left. preferably off a cliff.

feckyeahmemes:

ikilledsiriusblack:

OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMGOGMFOIHDBKJGFIYVbliaFOUQGHFOUL

dead.

blackirishwitch:

thisisappalling:

tamburina:

For all of you who like Kesha and that stupid fucking Tik Tok song.

best use of the “yo dawg” meme to date.

feckyeahmemes:

poorcopies:

mattflyzik:

tiffanyisamusicjunkie:

hibrighteyes:

amyykate:

heatherlmlyhm: separateyourmind: thenightlife:cosimcute:peterkay:edwardisexcited:tellshaynahercraftsareready:schoolboycrush:jfilth:skinnywhitekid:littlebearx:staygold—:fightfirewithariot:humanbehaviors:

dashing through the snow…GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY